Okay, yes they're a little dorky sometimes but as much time as I spend in traffic, I've always enjoyed reading bumper stickers. That 12x5 piece of paper on the back of a car tells a lot about the person whose driving. I'm not talking about the ones that say My Fifth Grader is an Honor Student at Nosedive Elementary School. I'm talking about the ones that say My Rottweiler is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student. Now what kind of person is driving around with that kind of bumper sticker? I would think it would be on the back of a truck, not a car and the guy driving would be large and in charge.
Who writes these? Do they get paid? Did you know bumper stickers could be ordered online? Here are a few I thought were interesting and clean enough that I could share.
Sorry Officer I thought You Wanted to Race
Guns Don't Kill People, My Fantasy Football Team Kills People
Hang up and Drive!
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? (Love this one!)
Even if the voices aren't real they have some really great ideas
Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends
Ihave friends who would never put a bumper sticker on their car and then there are the ones with their church, their radio station, their honor roll student, their religious affiliation etc. Boring.
Maybe it's because I'm stuck in traffic and I want to read something and license plates are dull, but I enjoy funny bumper stickers. They make that long commute just a little more tolerable and I wonder about the personality of the driver. I'm sure they're someone I would consider a 'character'. So tell me what is the funniest PG rated non-political bumper sticker you've ever seen on a car?
Today, I'm giving away a free copy of My Sister's Boyfriend to the best bumper sticker!