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August 20, 2013

Michelle Miles: One from the Archives

I've been super busy so here is a blog post today from my archives. Enjoy!

Have Whip Will Banish

I bet you thought this was going to be about something kinky, didn’t you? That’s why you clicked on it. You dirty-minded thing, you. ;) 

Actually, today I’m writing about those ugly Doubt Demons. You know the ones. All writers suffer from them, whether we’re published or unpublished. (By the way, I wish I could take credit for the title of this post but it came from the most awesome Misty Evans.)

Mine looks like a big, hairy beast that stands six feet tall with a lot of sharp pointy teeth, horns coming out of his forehead, and an upturned nose. He’s ugly. Definitely ugly. And he smells like rotten eggs and sour milk. He stands behind me, drooling, telling me what an awful writer I am, how I’ll never be published again and that I should just give up because I’ll never be good enough or smart enough. He’s nasty and he snarls a lot.

“But I am smart enough,” I tell him.

And he laughs this ugly, guttural laugh and drools on my shoulder. It’s slimy and gross. I cringe.

“I am good enough!” I affirm.

He laughs again. “No, you’re not. You know that rejection you got the other day from your dream publisher? That’s what you’ll be getting from now on. You suck.”

Can you believe this guy?

This is when I turn around and give him a hard shove toward the door. I get my whip out and crack it over his head. I even kick him in the butt just to make my point. “Get out! Get out! Get out!”

Doubt Demons can destroy a writer. They do nothing good for us. They tear us down, tell us we suck, tell us we’re never going to be published, etc. You know the routine. So what do you do to combat them?

I have a few suggestions.

1. Get a whip. Whip it. And whip it good. Use it to get rid of those Doubt Demons before they eat away at your self-confidence. Imagine yourself, if you will, standing with your whip, your hat, and your gun. Only use the gun as a last resort. When that Doubt Demon advances on you, use the whip to scare him away. But be careful not to hurt yourself in the process.

2. Get a support group. Writers need other writers who understand the madness. Your loved ones can only help you so much. Try as they might, they don’t “get it” and that’s not their fault. They’re the non-writers in our lives (which we also need). When you start feeling those Doubt Demons hanging over your shoulder, grab your nearest writer pal and talk it out. You’ll find that your DDs start to dwindle away.

3. Get a drink. I don’t know about you, but martinis always help banish the demons for me. ;)

4. Have a piece of chocolate. The doctors say it’s good for you, so you may as well. One piece won’t hurt.

5. Use that gun. When all else fails, get out the gun. Point it at the Doubt Demon, tell him to get out OR ELSE.

Okay most of these are silly suggestions but I think you get my point. There is no reason to feel like this because YOU, my friend, are a great writer and you WILL succeed and continue to succeed. The only person standing in your way is YOU. You can get out of your own way, write those words every single day. Even if they’re not the greatest words, you ARE writing and that’s what counts. Don’t listen to the voice in your head that says you suck. Instead, listen to the voice in your head that says it’s okay to suck. You can fix suckage. You can’t fix nothing.

Now go take on the page!


Vicki Batman, sassy writer said...

Banish! Banish! Banish!!! the demons. That's what I did Saturday and consumed vast quantities of Rolos. BTW, they were very tasty too. great post, GF.

Sylvia said...

Banish those demons. I made the mistake of going out to look at my reviews. Now mind you I have 28 pages of some really great reviews. But there were two that made me want to throw something at my computer. If you don't read romance, then I would recommend that you DON'T DOWNLOAD A FREE ROMANCE BOOK. Stupid. Then there was the woman who gave me a 1 star because she's a Christian and doesn't read sex. She hasn't read the Bible then. Again, it's a romance. I am not erotica by any means, but yes, there is hot sex in my books. Okay, I will stop ranting now. The Demons have been banished.

Kathy Ivan said...

I really needed this today. I've been letting the doubt demon attack me for the last couple of weeks, but no more! I will be him into submission, using my trusty WHIP!

Thanks, Michelle, for remining us that we have the strength to do it.

Pamela Stone said...

Just before I sold my first book, I came very close to quitting. Not quitting writing, but quitting submitting. We all suffer from self-doubt. It takes a certain kind of moxie to think I can write something other people will enjoy reading. Some days I have it, others, not so much.

Bad reviews are irritating, but when they don't even make sense, they are doubly so. I've read a few badly written books and just not posted a review. I've read some good ones, and (hanging head here) failed to take the time to post one. But if it isn't your type book, just don't select it folks. Geesh.

Unknown said...

Thanks for the timely advice, Michelle.

As I like to tell myself, just write your damn book and it will all work out. Not exactly self-afirmation, but it gets the job done. :)

Cheers, and happy writing all!