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November 8, 2016

We All Need a Smile Today

Today our nation makes a decision on who will be our next President. After this very long, very nasty campaign, I thought that we all needed a laugh. Who knows how the next twenty-four hours will go, so let’s start our day off with a smile and some laughter. 

Here are 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes and I am blonde, so it’s okay for us to smile and laugh at these. After all, I should have been a rocket scientist. All of these jokes were taken from an article by Melanie Berliet on the Thoughtcatalog website. If you share them, please give her credit. 

1. Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

2. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.

3. How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.

4. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

5. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”

6. What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?
“OMG! Donut seeds!”

7. What’s every blonde’s dream in life?
To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.

8. How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
You’ll find Wite Out all over the screen.

9. Why do blondes love boob jobs?
It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.

And the last joke to make you smile on this election day….
10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“I wonder if it’s mine.”

Whoever wins today, I hope you will smile and make people wonder what you’ve been doing to be so happy. If you have a blonde joke to share, please leave it in the comments or tell me what is making you smile today.

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Vicki Batman, sassy writer said...

Hi, Sylvia! Thank you for the laughter relief. I especially liked donut seeds. LOL I'm with you about today ending. But then there's tomorrow. Sigh.

Sylvia said...

I've decided whoever wins, it's in God's hands and I will drop my pick axe and follow them. We haven't been behind a President in a long time as a nation, so I'm going to grin and bear it.

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